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Bob Fish is not actually a fish. She lives in London with two hungry cats and a wife. She enjoys nerding, samurai movies, nerding about samurai movies, and the occasional slice of cake.

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These days, he loves the movies.

rated:G | GEN | Mangaverse | post-series | SP: up to ch 108 | Alphonse Elric | Winry Rockbell


Thank you for your resumes, gentlemen.

rated:G | GEN | Mangaverse | pre-series | SP: up to ch 28 | Bido | Dorchet | Greed | Loa | Marta


They would bow, they would drop into a fighting stand and extend their swords, there would be the shout of en garde. And then she would take him down.

rated:K-V | GEN | Mangaverse | mid-series | SP: ch 105 | DF: ch 105 | King Bradley | Olivia Mira Armstrong | action | drama | redux | 2010 Best New Voices, Neophyte


"So, we're one gunshot from a civil war. If someone from Hakuro's faction fired that shot, for whatever reason ..."

rated:K-L-V | M+F S+S | Mangaverse | post-series | SP: ch 1-108 | DF: ch 105 | Alphonse Elric | Edward Elric | Roy Mustang | mystery | 354th FG HQ | UST | 2010 Best New Voices, Neophyte | Havoc/Rebecca


This really was turning out to be a day of surprises, thought Roy.

rated:K-L-V | S+S | Mangaverse | mid-series | SP: up to ch 35-ish | Alphonse Elric | Edward Elric | Riza Hawkeye | Roy Mustang | Ed/Roy | action | humor | UST


It was kind of ironic, and kind of inconvenient, that Rush Valley, the capital city of automail, was also hot as hell for half the year.

rated:K-L | M+F | Mangaverse | post-series | DF: from ch 105 | Edward Elric | Winry Rockbell | Ed/Winry


You don't want to see spicy photos of my gorgeous girlfriend?

rated:K | GEN | Mangaverse | pre-series | SP: up to ch 62 | Maes Hughes | Roy Mustang | humor


"I am using this spirit gum to stick this necklace over my tattoo. Now stop poking your nose down my cleavage and give me some privacy, Envy."

rated:K | M+F | Mangaverse | mid-series | SP: up to ch 34 | Jean Havoc | Lust | Havoc/Lust


The chi flows in its circuits through the body, just as blood pulses through the veins.

rated:K-V | GEN | Mangaverse | pre-series | SP: up to ch 62 | Scars Brother | Scar


Lust was getting a migraine. It had started with an aura, a little blind spot that had popped into her vision the minute Envy sidled up to her and said family meeting.

rated:K-L | GEN | Mangaverse | mid-series | SP: up to ch 34 | Envy | Father | Gluttony | Lust | Pride | Sloth | Wrath


"Don't look so downcast!" orders Mustang, grinning maniacally. "Our honour is at stake! Don't let me down! Sometimes you just have to take one for the team!"

rated:K-L | M+F S+S | Mangaverse | pre-series | SP: no plot spoilers but stars characters we meet up t | Briggs Bears | Buccaneer | Miles | Olivia Mira Armstrong | Roy Mustang | 354th FG HQ | Rebecca Catalina


While the Chief practices his best vengeful face and looks up the recipe for a fake corpse in some freaky alchemy cookbook, Breda and the rest of Team Mustang get to deal with the really annoying bits of this operation.

rated:K-L | GEN | Mangaverse | mid-series | SP: up to ch 41 | Barry the Chopper | Heymans Breda | Jean Havoc | Lan Fan | Ling Yao | Maria Ross | Roy Mustang | 354th FG HQ


The first thing Gracia bought after her husband died was a stepladder.

rated:K | M+F | Mangaverse | mid-series | SP: up to ch 39 | DF: see foreword | Czeska | Gracia Hughes | Jean Havoc | Havoc/Czeska


There were plenty of reasons she might have had two strapping policemen in her apartment first thing in the morning, but none of them involved a tiny, grouchy kid sitting at her kitchen table and scratching the dirt out of the woodgrain with his thum

rated:K-L | GEN | Mangaverse | pre-series | SP: up to Ch 89 | Cdr Grumman | Roy Mustang | Madame Christmas


Ed tilted his head down, looked up under Greed's bangs and there, he saw a familiar, shaky grin.

rated:M-L-S | S×S | Mangaverse | mid-series | SP: ch 1-84 | Darius | Greed | Heinkel | drama | humor | Ed/Ling | 2010 Best New Voices, Neophyte


Ling was an expert at this shit, he really was: making Ed feel too bad to say no to him, throwing out weird, cheeseball compliments that made his cheeks fire and froze his brain before he could brush them off

rated:M-L-S | S×S | Mangaverse | mid-series | SP: Up to Chapter 83 | Edward Elric | Ling Yao | Ed/Ling


Hadn't he survived a month on a deserted island when he was ten, equipped only with a little knife and one pair of shorts? He was tough. He was rugged. He could fall asleep anywhere. He could totally do this.

rated:M-L-S | S×S | Mangaverse | mid-series | SP: Up to Chapter 83 | Darius | Edward Elric | Greed | Heinkel | Ling Yao | Ed/Ling


Of course he came through the window.

rated:M-L-S | S×S | Mangaverse | post-series | SP: up to ch 108 | DF: from ch 105 | Alphonse Elric | Edward Elric | Ling Yao | Ed/Ling


Tomorrow: having to talk to fucking Hohenheim. The day after tomorrow: the apocalypse. No pressure, eh?

rated:M-L-S | S×S | Mangaverse | mid-series | SP: up to ch 84 | Darius | Edward Elric | Greed | Heinkel | Ling Yao | Ed/Ling


Ed should have remembered this from that month on the island, back when he was a kid: you can only be in the great outdoors so long before you start dreaming of hot showers. And of dumping the people you're travelling with in them.

rated:M-L-S | S×S | Mangaverse | mid-series | SP: up to ch 84 | Darius | Edward Elric | Greed | Heinkel | Ling Yao | humor | Ed/Ling


Stay observant! Amestris needs you!

rated:M-L-S | S×S | Mangaverse | mid-series | SP: up to ch 84 | Darius | Edward Elric | Greed | Heinkel | Ling Yao | Ed/Ling


They could profane the inner sanctum; it would be a perfect cat burglary. Her father would never know a thing.

rated:M-L-S | M×F | Mangaverse | pre-series | SP: up to ch 62 | Berthold Hawkeye | Riza Hawkeye | Roy Mustang | Riza/Roy


This wasn't really what he'd been expecting from surreptitious wartime sex. He'd thought it would be some kind of quickie round the back of the latrines.

rated:M | S×S | Mangaverse | pre-series | SP: up to ch 62 | Maes Hughes | Roy Mustang | Zolf J. Kimblee | bdsm | Kimblee/Roy


After the fighting was over, and the chaos afterwards, and after that the longer, slower process of establishing a semblance of order and calm, they finally got to the good part. Which was to say, the partying.

rated:M-L-S | S×S | Mangaverse | post-series | SP: up to ch 108 | DF: ch 105 | Jean Havoc | Rebecca Catalina | Havoc/Rebecca


What the hell was he going to say when Ed and Winry asked him if he met any nice girls in Xing?

rated:M-L-S | M×F | Mangaverse | post-series | SP: up to ch 108 | DF: after ch 105 | Alphonse Elric | Ling Yao | OC | Al/__


Winry had never gotten to appreciate the leather pants in her current position as the person who got to unzip them.

rated:M-L-S | M×F | Mangaverse | post-series | SP: up to ch 108 | DF: ch 105 | Alphonse Elric | Edward Elric | Winry Rockbell | Ed/Winry | Paninya


You've only been awake for thirty-six hours, staged a coup, fought a bunch of monsters and nearly died a few times. It's not as if you've had a tough day.

rated:M-L-V | GEN | Mangaverse | post-series | SP: up to ch 108 | DF: ch 105 | Dr Marcoh | Alex Louis Armstrong | Alphonse Elric | Cdr Grumman | Dr Knox | Edward Elric | Riza Hawkeye | Roy Mustang | death | mystery