Born in the Holy Land, she possesses a patch of sand, a tent, and a pet camel named Ahmar. She writes fanfiction in quill on scraps of leather, and uploads them to the internet by sacrificing sheep. She tries (unsuccessfully) to hide her intense love of Hei/Ed from the tribal leaders. (no sheep were harmed in the making of this bio)
Not a fairy, then, Alfons thought in disappointment. The fairies in stories weren't usually so foul-mouthed and excitable, anyway.
But they were no longer young, and they no longer lived together, and Al wouldn't embarrass his brother in front of their hosts by trying to take care of him.
Alfons prays for the day when he will return to a far-off Edward, and somehow miraculously find the words, the actions, to call him back from his imaginary world.
"Now, Earth-type world, yes? Spoken language identified as late pre-Galactic English."
rated:M-L | GEN | Alt Universe | TWT | First Place (popular); Second Place (juried) | Green Lion Winner | Alfons Heiderich | Edward Elric | crack | drama | fusion | introspective | 2009 Brave New Worlds, Original
There is no way Alfons knows what he does to him.