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ysabet

YSABET (ýiz â bèt), noun: One of the lesser-known Anglo-Celtic deities, specifically credited for promoting chaos and disorder in the home. Occasional sacrifices of boiled shrimp, fresh ramen noodles with miso and rare steak were considered useful in dissuading her wrath. Symbol: three ferrets chasing one another in circles around two horrified cats with their paws over their eyes.


The staff look at each other, look at their automail bottle-opener, and prepare to duck.

rated:G | GEN | Fullmetal | post-series | Edward Elric | Roy Mustang | humor | 354th FG HQ


Al's slightly hollow voice positively echoed with embarrassment but he bravely soldiered on...

rated:G | GEN | Fullmetal | mid-series | Grand Prize at AnimeFest2004 | Offsite Award | Alphonse Elric | Edward Elric | Pinako Rockbell | Winry Rockbell


She hated being idle; it ranked far above the petty pain of a mere gunshot-wound in her personal list of annoyances.

rated:G | GEN | Fullmetal | mid-series | Riza Hawkeye | drama | 354th FG HQ


"Damn well better be--I bought 'em two days ago and I'm not keeling over yet. Got any dry ones on you?"

rated:G | GEN | Fullmetal | mid-series | Jean Havoc | Maes Hughes | drama | 354th FG HQ


And when you held your breath, where did you keep it, in your lungs or your mouth or your throat?

rated:G | GEN | Fullmetal | Alphonse Elric | drama