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The Jade Pen is something of an anomaly in the world of fandom. The entrapped soul of what was once a mild-mannered male angst writer, it now scribbles out kinky yaoi smut and fluffy romance with gleeful abandon. It, being trapped in a foreboding castle in the middle of a vast plain, is now determined to become the most famed author in its chosen domain. Disembodied state notwithstanding.


"That would have killed you, you idiot! You wouldn't be destroyed, or erased, or whatever. You would be killed! I would have murdered you!"

rated:G | GEN | Fullmetal | post-series | SP: ep 40 | angst | drama | Elric Kyoudai


Alphonse worried, but was rapidly won over by his brother's promises.

rated:G | GEN | Shambhala | post-series | SP: movie | Alfons Heiderich | Edward Elric | angst


"Well... Brother does that, every so often. He really should think before he tries to attack people."

rated:G | GEN | Fullmetal | mid-series | Roy Mustang | humor | Elric Kyoudai


"You finally took my advice and settled down! Not quite what I had in mind, of course, but I'm so happy for you!"

rated:G | M+F | Fullmetal | Roy Mustang | humor


"Let me get this straight — you want to kiss me to support a theory!?"

rated:G | S+S | Fullmetal | mid-series | Ed/Roy | crack | humor


Contrary to popular opinion, Roy Mustang was quite skilled at dealing with emotions.

rated:G | S+S | Fullmetal | post-series | SP: ep 51 | Al/Roy | romance


Alphonse Elric was a gentle soul, and he detested fighting.

rated:G | S+S | Fullmetal | pre-series | fluff | Elric Kyoudai


Roy wondered how far Alphonse would go to prove his point.

rated:G | S+S | Fullmetal | post-series | SP: ep 51 | Al/Roy | angst | romance


The desire to go wandering again, to never settle down... it worried Alphonse.

rated:M-L-S | S×S | Fullmetal | post-series | SP: ep 51 | pwp | sweet | Al/Ed


You gave me hope, Edward Elric, and then you took it away.

rated:M-L | S+S | Shambhala | post-series | SP: movie | angst


"Alphonse... why are you wearing a blouse?" The younger boy buried his face in his textbook, and mumbled something inaudible. "...and a miniskirt!?"

rated:M-L-S | S×S | Alt Universe | Al/Scar | crossdressing | pwp


"I am not obsessed with Edward Elric!"

rated:M-L-S | S×S | Fullmetal | mid-series | SP: ep 10-11 | Ed/Russell | dubcon | humor | redux | romance