scimitarsmile

Let it never be said that whatever his obsessive tendencies, Edward Elric was unable to enjoy life's simpler pleasures.

rated:M-L-S | S×S | Fullmetal | Ed/Roy | humor

A Perfect Morning

by andrea weiling

Heavy-lidded, he would savor them slowly, letting them seep into his mind's eye until he could see nothing else.

Better Living Through Alchemy

It was, and he hated to admit it, an intriguing proposal. Ed wondered who the General had leaned on to get it written in just such a way to make his alchemic blood tingle.

Return

by vikki

Ed was pretty sure that the Colonel had an office fetish.

R C

Fun, Easy Ways to Fall More In Love

by jackilyn hughes

The magazine told him he was doing it all wrong. First, it said he was boring. Then, it said he was bad in bed. Next, it said he was inconsiderate. After that, it told him he was gullible.

Readjust

"Post break-up beer, all the way from Xing," Al grinned merrily. "Taken right off a cart heading for the royal court. See the lengths I go to to cheer you up?"

Three Reasons

by a big apple

“I said no, Fullmetal--hey, what are you mmnph!”

The Road to Hell

by lykomancer

There were lines that should never be crossed and things one should never wish for, and sometimes even the best of intentions were not enough.

The Amazing Saga of the STD

by mikkeneko & kaltia

"It's blue!" Edward announced with the voice of desperation.

Good Clean Fun

Roy would have to remember to make Ed take a hot shower before sex; it would cut down on unpleasant cold shocks.

This Hurts Me More Than You

"This is exactly why we're no good."

rated:M-L | S×S | Shambhala | Ed/Roy | angst

Why Can't I Be You?

by sisyphean effort

At a large mahogany desk, polished to an almost jewel-like shine, sat Colonel Edward Elric, who was deep into his paperwork. Or at least that is how he appeared.

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Stolen Kiss

by tayles

Usually when he wanted something he just took the steps he knew were necessary to getting it.

Theories

by jade pen

"Let me get this straight — you want to kiss me to support a theory!?"

Advancement

There was nothing more petulant on the face of the planet than Edward Elric when he felt he was owed something.

rated:M-L-S | S+S | Fullmetal | Ed/Roy

Ed’s Cliched First Kiss

"Can I trust you," Ed's dewy eyes were huge and he looked somehow younger than he'd ever looked before.

rated:G | S+S | Ed/Roy | sap | parody

Crush

Inevitably, within five minutes of the door shutting, he has me wanting to put my automail in his face.

As the Ruins Fall

"You're getting quite the list," Roy said. "Not that I am any sort of advocate for monogamy, but you certainly are taking full advantage of playing the field."

Wax

by dana

The Colonel should, by all that is logical in the world, be less intimidating out of his uniform.

The Glowing Cone of Light

by baka neko

"Hey! She did it blindfolded! No one else could do that! And better her than that old hag!"

The Adventures of Roy Mustang: Sex Ed Teacher

His boyfriend. He wants me to be his boyfriend. He's wooing me with gifts. I'm being courted!

Need You So

by asidian

Life, the Fullmetal Alchemist decided viciously, wasn't fair.

P O

Drabbles

by jackilyn hughes

It was well known around Central headquarters that Roy Mustang was lusting after the visiting Major-General.

Revenge

"So, Colonel, when are you going to find my replacement?"

Therapy

by vikki

What he really wanted to know was something else - a question of 'why', quite likely.

Dominance Struggles

by arkady

It was an old argument — practically every night, the ritual sparring for who'd be in control.

A Practical Demonstration

Ed clapped his hands again and Roy felt distinctly cold in his nether regions.

rated:M-L-S | S×S | Fullmetal | Ed/Roy | bondage

Aftermath

by lykomancer

Roy was far from at ease and he could not sleep, and so, instead, he watched Edward, feeling anxiety and guilt sink claws into his belly and tear into his mind.

In Munich Rain

by mirabella

When you live in a small apartment, it's hard to miss when your brother comes home smelling like sex and absinthe.

rated:G | S×S | Shambhala | Ed/Roy

Activated Charcoal

Ed was not fond of criminals who learned.

rated:M-L-S-V | S×S | Shambhala | Ed/Roy | action

The Prisoner's Dilemma

Roy had been among the rebels for weeks now, and he'd learned very early on that these men were dangerous, very dangerous.

Challenges

"How do you manage to win, even when you lose?" he asked sleepily, some time later.

rated:M-L-S | S×S | Fullmetal | Ed/Roy | fluff

Predation

"Yeah, so I hear the best way to get anything out of you is by going through your pants," the boy said evenly.

The City in the Autumn Stars

by mirabella

Al crouches down on a dune looking down on the camp and draws an array in the sand, thinking of Gunnar with a dull pang of grief.

Fallen

by mirabella

God, he's gorgeous, even cut up. Especially cut up.

Unbinding

This, too, was a pain that Edward had inflicted only on himself, but neither Roy nor Al had dared to say so.

Worth Dying For

The showy bastard snapped with a killer grin for their audience and really, Roy was meant for either politics or the stage.

rated:G | S×S | Shambhala | Ed/Roy | fluff

At My Basest

by cryogenia

His brother seemed to like it when the leather left marks, a residual token of ownership, even when the collar (by job-dictated necessity) had to be removed.

A Morning In

by vikki

"No funny business!" Ed thundered, not fooled for one minute by that innocent look.

Braid

by vikki

Ed growled under his breath, color high in his cheeks, and pulled away.

rated:G | S+S | Fullmetal | Ed/Roy | humor

Samadhi

by dana

Yeah. Get it right and be honest, it's a little too good, a little too everything to let go of just yet.

The Way You Look Tonight

by a big apple

It was sure to be a disaster.

Metamorphoses

by kaltia

Every rule in the book tells him that it's wrong, frat-er-nisation, number one cause of discharged officers in peace time situations.

rated:M-L-S | S×S | Ed/Roy | drama | dubcon

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Mikkeneko’s Drabbles

A collection of 100 word ficlets.

Papercut

"I am not now, nor have I ever been your priority."

rated:M-L | S×S | Shambhala | Ed/Roy | angst

Need

"It's not that easy, Roy. You see, it's my fault he is this way. He honestly doesn't want to hurt me. He loves me..."

Sleeping With Ghosts

by murder of crows

Roy had not wanted to cry for many years; he hadn't wept since Ishbal.

Dangerous Angels

by sisyphean effort

"Because," said Al flatly, "Roy is dark and handsome and--most importantly of all--charming. And you're short and blond and obnoxious."

Busy Signal