The parody and satire sides of comedy.
He didn't die of natural causes, oh no — the old man clung to life tenaciously.
"Bill for repair of said hotel after occupants of said room 'incited riot'?"
Alchemy. It's all fun and games until somebody loses a limb and creates an abomination.
"What do you mean, you're PREGNANT?" Ed yelled through the door.
"Can I trust you," Ed's dewy eyes were huge and he looked somehow younger than he'd ever looked before.
"I'm sorry! Look, I'll fix it. I didn't know it was going to turn out this way!"
“Are you all right, Loincloth Witch Alphonse?” “Y-y-yes,” the young hero stammered, feeling as though at any moment his heart might leap right through his ribcage.
... and the moral of the story is - well, I guess there's no moral to this story, it's just a bunch of stuff that happened. Kind of like the rest of this movie.
It was the first official meeting of the Big But Not Scary Club.
As stated in the catalog, our Model 436b Hairless Ape is highly customizable, designed with the discerning deity in mind.