Self-reference and breaking the fourth wall.
He could imagine the words Fix typed as coming from his brother, and it afforded him a little bit of indulgence in his horrible, sinful, uncontrollable urges.
"Oh yeah... Huh!" Ed looked around, brightening. "Wow, it looks a lot different upright and not burning."
Ed's heart began pounding in anticipation of the rush he'd feel when the process was over.
"You can't do that! This is a shounen series!" he hissed.
This was getting crazy. He knew that his college years ran equivalent with his sexual peak, but honestly?
"You know it's a good thing I heal almost immediately, because otherwise I'd be so sore, I'd never get anywhere in the story."
"I can't be this old and still a virgin," Ed snickered. "I mean, you've been with someone, right?
"You have no idea how good you look right now," Roy said.