What part of 'this is my house' are you having problems with, Fullmetal?"
Ed did precisely that, yanking down his shirt and attempting to close his jacket around what was a quite fine, if a bit incongruent, pair of breasts.
Ed did not love Roy. But he was utterly, completely, and hopelessly in lust with him.
If it weren't for the expression, Roy would have assumed that Ed had been sparring with Al as they frequently did while he was away at work.
"I've never met a pair of virgins more ready to jump off the sexual deep end, and you are hung up on a little social rule?"
Ed's scowl deepens. "Want us to leave and come back when we aren't virgins anymore?"