On Sweets

drabble #3

"Did you hear?!? Fullmetal's on a rampage!"

"Eh? Don't tell me..."

"Yeah. Him again. The Colonel doesn't know when to quit, does he?"

"Hn... It's April the first today..."

"Guys! They're at the parade grounds! You should see it! Fullmetal's trying to skewer Colonel Mustang with one of his spears... and Lt. Colonel Hughes is trying to stop them."

"Really? Wow... hey Breda... what set the chibi off this time?"

"... the Colonel gave Fullmetal chocolates."

"So what?!?"

"Milk chocolates."


"He's gonna get killed. Let's call the infirmary to get them ready."